There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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