How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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