i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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