C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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