There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
