I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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