So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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