Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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