just tell him i said nine months
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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