I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
