So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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