If i come over, it means nothing
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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