just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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