walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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