Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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