he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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