If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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