I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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