Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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