I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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