Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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