Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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