Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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