drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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