How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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