Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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