He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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