Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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