he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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