so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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