Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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