i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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