I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The ass gains better be worth it
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