Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
