wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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