evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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