I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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