oh god the rape fog is back!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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