He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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