i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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