CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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