i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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