ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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