when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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