You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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