The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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