I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I believe in your delicious
I'm like, not good at living.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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