So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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