i don't like sucking hair
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
