Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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